may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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