He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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