if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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