Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
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Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Shame is for Republicans.
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