you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Never joke about your clitoris.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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