I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I just got carded by a ten year old.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
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Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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