either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
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Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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