Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
never play flip cup with pint glasses
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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