Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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