Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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