You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
third nipple confirmed
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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