Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Randomize
