he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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