id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
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Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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