Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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