one two three fourrrrnication!
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
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P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Drake has all the answers
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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