I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
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It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
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How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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