I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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