As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
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