No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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