glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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