I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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