thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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