how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
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you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
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My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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