I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
