Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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