home. puking in laundry basket.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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