Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
smell my finger.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
