am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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