She said her name was "party"
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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