he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
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