He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
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We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
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i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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