So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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