Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
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Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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