you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
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i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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