so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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