what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
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It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
There's a naked man in my car right now.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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