In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Randomize
