You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
