In the future we'll all be gay
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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