I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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