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Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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