I'm jealous of your bromance
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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