Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
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