NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday