I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
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You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
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they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Randomize
