I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It's blow job season.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud