Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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