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(703): View more from Virginia

when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover

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(703): when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover http://tfl.nu/rhz0

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(607): View more from New York

Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.

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(607): Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college. http://tfl.nu/qsq7

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(703): View more from Virginia

he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2

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(703): he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2 http://tfl.nu/k675

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(310): View more from California

it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined

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(310): it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined http://tfl.nu/11oi

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(518): View more from New York

Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.

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(518): Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy. http://tfl.nu/6ng1

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked

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(902): I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked http://tfl.nu/oens

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(859): View more from Kentucky

It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.

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(859): It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face. http://tfl.nu/gh9q

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.

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(910): I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo. http://tfl.nu/5daz

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....

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(843): Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom..... http://tfl.nu/jt5r

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.

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(603): seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed. http://tfl.nu/l8pu

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(203): View more from Connecticut

My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml

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(203): My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml http://tfl.nu/zovi

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".

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(908): I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl". http://tfl.nu/m866

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.

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(651): Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf. http://tfl.nu/d6io

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(510): View more from California

But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.

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(510): But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming. http://tfl.nu/5mbe

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(512): View more from Texas

The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen

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(512): The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen http://tfl.nu/mpbb

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