she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
