chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
cat food counts as protein by the way
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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