Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
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We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
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If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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