Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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