I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
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Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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