spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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