Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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