Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i want to swaddle you in tequila
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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