So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
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Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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