Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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